“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.”
birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free
Wildlife Natural Wonders k641739021:
(via 500px / Autumn Tree by Kilian Schönberger)
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!
me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!
It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up
Filming a rainbow when suddenly.
what the fuck
The gays are angry
tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water
this is pretty fucking important
i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich